Lessons in Logic


If your father is a poor man
it is your fate but
if your father-in-law is a poor man
it's your stupidity

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I was born intelligent
education ruined me

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Practice makes perfect
But nobody's perfect
so why practice

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If it's true that we are here to help others
then what exactly are the others here for

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Since light travels faster than sound
people appear bright until you hear them speak

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word

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Money is not everything
There's Mastercard & Visa

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One should love animals
They are so tasty

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two

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Every man should marry
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life

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The wise never marry
and when they marry they become otherwise

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Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives
Thank God we can choose our friends

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The more you learn, the more you know
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn

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A bus station is where a bus stops

A train station is where a train stops

On my desk, I have a work station


what more can I say